Celebrites EXPOSED #1-Celebrites+School=BAD

Last edited by Andypaw on Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:53 am; edited 1 time in total

~>Celebrities Exposed<~

#1: Celebrities + School = BAD

Dear celebrity,
You have been invited to do a commercial. Please come to 10 Celeb Avenue in California. Thank you. Also, please remember to bring some of your clothes, drinks, food... anything.

Ten celebrities waited outside the door. The ten celebrites were James (football player), Melissa (actress), Lisha (fashion designer), Mike (actor), Ebron (comedian), December (singer), Kyla (model), Samantha (#1 best-selling author of all-time), Luke (wrestler), and Brod (hosts the Oh My God, It's Brod show).

December the singer said, "I thought this 'commercial' was only for me."
"Why would I be in a commercial? I'm an author!" Samantha said.
"I'm a fashion designer," Lisha said.
"Well, you're not as famous as me!" December replied.
"Girl, you're messing with the wrong person." Lisha shouted and tried to beat December up.
James, Mike, Ebron, Luke and Brod rolled their eyes (okay, not all of them did that..) and said, "Girls."
"Excuuuuse me? Looks like you need a butt-whupping." Lisha started to punch the boys.
"Stop!" Melissa said. "You're getting your spit on my shirt!"
"Guys, guys! STOP! ONLY ten minutes passed and you guys are already fighting." said a voice from behind.
Everyone continued the fighting.
"STOP!!!" and everyone looked at the guy from behind.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the host of CELEBRITIES EXPOSED. My name is Tom."
All the celebrities acted like nothing happened. "Oh, hi."
"Okay, we lied about the commercial. This is really a competition, to see WHO IS THE GREATEST CELEBRITY! We will be competing against each other...
"Okay, sounds like fun." Ebron said.
"So that's why you told us to get our clothes, drinks and food and stuff!! I better win! Or else!" Melissa said.
"Yup. You will be living HERE!" Tom said.
And they all looked at where he pointed, and THEY LOOKED HORRIFIED.
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Let's just say it might not sound bad to you. It looks a little like your house maybe. Well, if its a little house, with two floors or something, it might look like your house. But to these celebrities, the little house looked like a nightmare.
"My sister was right that I did too much commercials and shouldn't have gone here!" Kyla said.
"Ugh, deal with it, girlfriend." Lisha said. And they got in.
In the inside, you might think it was an okay house, maybe a little prettier than yours, but to them, (expectally) it was horrible.
"WHAT?! There's no gold but a little silver, colorful lamp that glows in the dark sometimes and also can..." Melissa started to say.
"Deal with it!" Lisha said.
"Okay, okay guys, we're going to be on teams.. Get into two groups of five and get a name.
The two groups were the girls against all the guys...
"Oh, boys against girls? Okay! Perfect. Decide a name!"

GIRLS DECIDING THE NAME:
"Uhh, how about the Shopping Chicks?" Melissa said.
"Yuck. The Super Readers!" Samantha said.
"Nooo, the Music Girllz?" December suggested.
"Ewww, Girl." Lisha replied. "We need to combine our names."
"I want the Perfect Models." Kyla said.
"No, combine them!" Lisha said. "The Shopping Musical Reading Modeling Designing Girls?"
"Oh my god! Perfect. SMRMD!" Samantha said.
"Sounds too... you know long." Kyla replied.
"What about the Flowers? Every flower is different, and we're different from each other." Lisha said.
"Noooo. The Petals!" Melissa said.
"PERFECT!" Everyone replied.

BOYS DECIDING THE NAME:
"The B-Five!" James said.
"What does that mean?" Ebron asked.
"Boys Five. Five boys, hello?" James replied.
"OKAY!" everyone agreed.

"Everyone done?" Tom asked.
"Yup. We are the B-Five." James said.
"We are the Petals!" Melissa said.
The boys laughed.
"Okay, so now move into your rooms and have fun!"
The boys and girls walked into their room and just when they got there, Tom said, "Wait. I forgot to mention that if you didn't bring any food, TOO BAD. Also, you guys will have someone guarding your rooms..." He pointed to somewhere. "A monkey."
"Where did you get a monkey?"
"I don't know, but don't make him angry. Or else..."
"Okay, okay." the Petals said. Everyone went to their rooms.

inside the PETALS:
"Okay, we ain't gonna stay here all month, choose a bed!" Lisha said. said. She poined to a pink flowered bed.
"Uhh, I want that!" Decemeber protested.
"Do you know who you're messing with?" Lisha asked.
"Probably not, you're just a fashion designer! No one knows you at all."
"Um, I own many designs. YOU'RE WEARING IT RIGHT NOW."
"Wait, you made Unleashed? I know your clothes, then! And the handbags are AWESOME!"
"Well, girl, I shouldn't have fought with you in the first place." Lisha said.
"Yeah, you like saved my life. Okay, once I went to the mall and like I didn't know what to wear so I just like..."
The other three girls, Melissa, Kyla and Samantha were already asleep. It had been a big day.

inside the B-FIVE:
James, Mike, Luke, Ebron, and Brod went into their room.
"Okay, pick a bed." Ebron said.
And they all picked a bed. "What is that noise?" Brod asked.
"Uhhh," they heard a voice that sounded like Lisha and December talking.
"Doesn't surprise me." Mike said. "I'm going to sleep."
"Lazyhead." James said.
Ebron agreed, "It IS 11:00. We could have a little snacks and stuff."
"Uhhh, no." Brod said. "I need to go to sleep."
"Fine, I will, too. My coach told be it's better to get lots of sleep, and rest my muscles." Luke replied.
"Who made that up?" Brod asked.
"Whatever. Night."
And they all fell asleep.

"WAKE UP!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!" Tom yelled.
"What the heck? It's only 7:00!" Brod said with anger.
"SCHOOL TIME!!!!!!!" Tom yelled.
"BOY, YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG PERSON." And I think you can guess who that was.
"Everyone wake up, or you'll be late for school!"
"Okay, I already finished school. So, I don't have to go." Melissa said.
"WAKE UP!" Tom screamed.
"Okay, chill dude." Luke said.
They all woke up, and brushed their teeth. Since it was only two bathrooms, they took a long time.
When they all finished, Tom explained, "Our first challenge is to see how good you guys are with school. Today, you guys will be teachers, teaching a different subject. At the end, we will ask the students who was their favorite teacher. The person who wins, will get to have the winner's team each eliminate someone from the other team. To do this, we will have to write it down on a piece of paper, and give it to me. Whoever is written down most will be eliminated. Okay? Also, the team who wins gets a prize!"
"Okay!" the Petals said (besides Samantha). "We have Samantha. She's smart."
"Uh, she will be teacher Physical Education." Tom replied.
"WHAT?!" the Petals said.
"Okay, first period is Reading for James. Second is Science for Melissa. Third is Math for Luke. Fourth period is Music for Kyla. Fifth period is for December, who will be teaching Technology. Sixth is Lunch for Brod."
"YES!" Brod said.
"No, you will MAKE THE FOOD YOURSELF."
"Shoot!" Brod sighed.
Tom continued. "Seventh period is Physical Education. Samantha will do that. Eighth is Health for Lisha. Ninth is English for Ebron. Mike, since there is nine periods in this school, you will be doing the afterschool activites, which is Swimming..."
"I hate swimming!" Mike said.
"So? Do you want to win?"
"Yeah..." Mike said.
"So, come on!"

Reading - James
"Hello, my name is James. I will be..."
One of the students said, "You look a lot like the football player James. Are you him?"
"Uh.... no? Um, I'm his look-alike! Okay, well um, well..."
The student sighed. "We're up to page 233 on our reading textbook."
"Okay, turn to that." James said. "Read the whole story."
"This isn't a story. It's just telling you what we're going to learn in the story." another student said.
"Uh, just read the whole textbook!!" James said. He went to his desk and just sat down.
"You're not a nice teacher. Let's throw our pencils at him!" the students did just that.
"WHAT?! Stop it!"
Twenty minutes later, RINNGGG! The bell rang.
James told Melissa, "Trust me, they're tough."

Science- Melissa
"So, what page are you up to?"
"Page 50." someone replied.
Melissa turned to it using the book on her desk. Oh, read the passage and answer the questions? Easy! "Read the passage and answer the questions. Take a book when you're done and read it..."
And they did.
Fourty minutes later, RINGGGG they were done.
"You were wrong James, they were EASY!"

Math-Luke
"Hello, um, today, we will, um, review stuff! Like adding."
"We're in sixth grade..." a student replied.
"Uh, let's just review. 8 + 9?" Ugh, why did I have to be so dumb?
And the class went on, doing simple math problems.
RINGGG....

Music-Kyla
"Um, today in Music, we will have free time! We can do anything we want that has to with music." Kyla said, happily.
"Okay," the students replied. They played music games, sang, and other things.
SO EASY!! Kyla said.
And about 40 minutes later, the bell rang....

Technology-December
"Um, today YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!"
And the kids all chatted, and things like that.
December smiled. Easy!!
RINGGGG!

Lunch-Brod
"Okay, we will have spaghetti!"
The kids cheered, "We love spaghetti."
"Okay, form a line. Get a drink, and I'll give you the lunch tray with spaghetti, and pay!"
And they did that. There was comment such like, "Looks yummy!", "Can't wait to dig in!" and others.
Brod was happy. But the result made it sad.
"EW! There's hair in mine!"
"YUCK! What did you put in this?"
RINGGG! Brod was relieved that the bell rang.

Physical Education-Samantha
"You guys can play soccer, baseball, or whatever! Let's vote!" Samantha said. She used to be a teacher, and the students liked when they could vote what to do.
And they all cheered, "BASEBALL!"
And they played baseball.
Samantha smiled. "Oh great hit! Wow, homerun!" And other things like that.
Time goes by when you're having fun--and that happened.
RINGGG!!

Health-Lisha
"Uh, health is important, eat right, and things. Now, on your notebook or binder or whatever you have, write as many things that are healthy! Whoever wins, gets a... STICKER!"
The kids cheered. And they wrote as fast can.
The kids didn't even get to 100 food when the bell rang, but Lisha did give the student who wrote the msot a sticker. He wrote 89.
RINGG!

English-Ebron
"Write a story, using everything you learned.." Ebron said.
And they did.
"Um, I'm finished with my story.... can you fix it?" a kid said.
"Uh, have the kid next to you fix it." Ebron replied.
The kid walked and asked if the guy could fix it. "I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY YOU DUMBO!"
And they fought.
Ebron didn't notice, he was a little too lazy.
RINGG!!

Swimming-Mike
"Uh, play catch in the pool! Whoever catches the most wins!" Mike said. When he was a child, he knew he loved to win.
Mike just sat down and watched the kids.
The kids said, "Isn't it over? The activity is supposed to be for 30 minutes!"
Mike woke up. HE HAD FALLEN ASLEEP!
"Uh, ok.. well ... go back home!"
Mike sighed, he wasn't a good teacher AT ALL!
"Ok, you guys did a great job. Mike, why did you tell the students to go back home? They were supposed to say who they liked best!" Tom said.
"Oh sorry."
"Well, everyone said they liked Lisha, Samantha, December and Kyla, but they liked December the most! Your team gets a jacuzzi in your bathroom!" Tom said. "And tonight you will have to eliminate someone from the boys team.

On the ride home, they chatted. The girls kept saying, "Yay we won!"
"Shut up, you guys probably cheated or something. I tried my best, okay?" Mike said.
"Don't be a sore loser." Ebron said.
"Yeah, Ebron's right." Lisha said.
"It doesn't matter if you lose or win." Melissa said. And she was the one that said, "I better win this! Or else!"
"Wait what did you guys do to win?" Brod asked. "Just curious."
And they chatted about their experiences.

WHO WILL BE ELIMINATED? Post here and tell me who YOU want to be eliminated. Thanks for reading, BYEE!

Cool story, can't wait for me. Shockingly, better than your others. <3

The others I made I either wrote too fast or something. I didn't really work hard on the others. This one was my favorite. Writing another next week!

Wow this is really good!

Thanks! It took me two days.

Wow Andy absolutly fantastic! I want Ebron to go becuase he was the best male teacher and they shared their experiences so the girls would want him out the way.

LOL, well I personally want Mike because he criticized the girls.

but if you think about it Mike is no competion they could easily beat him agin

Yeah, but who said the next challenge is about school? Mike might be valuable to the team, because the next challenge might be something about sports.

Wow good story Andy! Idk who sould be kicked of the show

It's your story I'm just saying they want to get rid of the person who was the best on the other team

Thanks for the compliments. I know it's my story BUT I WANT PEOPLE TO VOTE! Just telling you who I would vote and MY reason. Ok, Magz?

Please tell me who you want out.

u should make a rp out of this. mike should go too, all he did was sleep.

Okay! Thanks for voting.

Brod cause his name sounds weird.

UGH! You want to eliminate someone because of his name?

Mike sould be elemonated

I just want to say something its a story so the girls will want to keep the one helps the team the least and get rid of the one who helps the most

Maybe the girls aren't smart.

Its your story you just asked for suggestions

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