How to Make a Fantastico Post *new*

Are you tired of Andy telling you to stop making useless posts?
Why not actually listen to him? Learn how to make an fantastico post!

Step uno*:
State what you think! If someone's asking you a question, answer it. If you just want to make a comment, just state your thought. Easy!
Not satisfied? You think Andy will still think your posts are useless? It's because you're only on step one. These are the posts you probably make.

Example uno (COMMENT): Let's say you're making a comment to this topic.... This could be your reply, "Nice."
Example dos (ANSWERING QUESTION OR VOTING IN POLL): "Yes."

Step dos:
Next, give a reason why you think it's (insert comment or answer here), the reason why you voted that in a poll, or if you're answering someone's question, state why that's the answer.

Example uno (comment): "Nice topic. I like how you blah blah blah."
Example dos (answering poll): Yeah, because I love to blah blah blah.
Example tres (telling a person what to do, answering question): Well, you have to blahblahblah because blahblahblah.
(don't really say blahblahblah!)

Step dos & a half:
This is only if a person made a mistake. KINDLY tell them.
Example uno: Also, you blahblahblah. It's ok, everyone makes mistakes! Everyone has those days. Everyone knows what, what I'm talking about.

Step Tres:
Tell the person your own experiences, or how this is going to help you.
Example uno: "Well, I used to make the worst posts, and the admins kept scolding me. This will help me sooooooo much."
Example dos (answering a poll, telling your own experience): "Once I went to my Uncle Bill's house, and I did this..."

Step Cuatro:
If only neccessary, give a thanks.
Example uno: Thanks soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

Results!!!
Nice topic. I liked how you blahhblahhblahh. You made like 50 mistakes, but it's okay... I used to make the worst posts and Andy kept yelling at me and screaming at me. Now I know how to make better-than-Andy posts. Thanks sooooooooooo much!

try it out. post here with a fantastico post

*it's spanish because I'm bored

Great guide! I liked how you made examples to help members. (:

Thanks! I didn't work that hard... though.